I wanted to write a romantic love poem
and compare our love, to seas and stars
but every time I think of you
I wonder where the hec, you are?
Your lovely face, innocent as an angel.
Your shapely figure, Venus would despise,
these endearing qualities are just plain irresistible
but your assets are unfortunately, in the hands of other guys.
Now not that I am the jealous type
or the one, that rushes to quick judgement
but my lawyer is going to serve you my love poem
as soon as we find out, where you went!